Word on the street is that the CIA has put out a call to unemployed Wall Street flunkies. The Agency says that Langley has been flooded with applications.
The CIA claims that they are looking with expertise in economic analysis to help them predict the next global financial meltdown. Given the utter failure of these very same people to do anything of the sort, we can only hope that the real mission is to covertly place them in powerful positions in the banking and finance industries of our worst enemies.
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Would we expect anything less from a govt agency?
Cocotte,
It's when Wall Street and the government join forces that I really start to worry.
Did you hear about Nestle recalling their refrigerated cookie dough?
Yeah. That'll be the next post.
They need to hire me. I can predict the next financial meltdown. Just let the government start running the private sector (GM comes to mind).
Uh, Mike, I think the private sector did a pretty good job blowing up the economy on its own this last time around.
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