I'm on vacation with Cinderella and the wife in Mexico. Vacations are a great time to get away from your everyday home worries and worry about some dangers you don't usually have to consider.
Things I've been worrying about while on vacation
- Jellyfish
- Sunburns
- Crazy drivers and bad roads
- Child drowning in swimming pool
- Child drowning while being sucked into the ocean undertow
- Contracting hemorrhagic dengue fever from mosquito bites
Things that I should have worried about (because they actually happened, or nearly did) but forgot to
- Pissing off Moctezuma and causing him to exact revenge (at least the horchata from that street vendor was yummy!)
- Forgetting to take my glasses off in the ocean and nearly losing them
- Child licking spilled chocolate milk off of a deck chair and potentially catching scary diseases from bat poop
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