Costco Helps You Prepare for the Worst

The friendly folks at Costco have come up with a solution to every worried parent's dilemma: what to eat during the coming Apocalypse?

The new Emergency Food Kit:

Basic preparation will impact the probability of your family’s survival in an emergency. Delicious and Easy to Prepare. Each bucket contains 275 servings of Pre-mixed and Pre-seasoned 100 % Vegetarian and Vitamin Fortified food for you and your family. With a 20 year long shelf life, this kit is perfect for the preparation of natural disasters such as hurricane, tornado, earthquakes or even a camping/hunting trip.

I guess some people are really bad at camping.

Gift packaging is available, but delivery takes 7-10 days, so please plan ahead at least a little bit...